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About The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921 | View Entire Issue (June 2, 1899)
. a GRAVE OF P A TR IC K R ut of the comfort and s e c u rity a ffo rd e d to them by Or. W illiam s’ Pink Pills fo r P a le People h e a d a c h e s and b ackaches t h a t come e x p e c te d ly o r u n e x p e c te d ly a r e ch arm ed a w a y and th e ric h , red b lood shows i t s e l f in th e p in k c h e e k s a n d b r i g h t e y e s o f th o s e w h o u se th e s e p ills . .T h e y a re not a p u r- d a t i v e ; t h e y dive s t r e n g t h in s t e a d o f t a k i n g i t away. Wise m o th e rs g iv e th e m to g ro w in g g irls . Is b a t la W h i r . Me L ived . HENRY. ^ . ^ « * ^ ^ * J* * * » -s ra w te s u. u 5 a «ra»<d V»waHi. fi PATENTS UC WÏ You can MEN! A f 4 f> been b *e ‘ ‘ Oa* li * * * ? * ^ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ^ " J C h a r lo tte, Every now aud then tv« woe In floras newspaper the query. " Where is P at rick Henry buried?” and tonrist« to Richmond ommtnntly ask to be shown his grave, w ith the mistaken idea that it is iu that oity, where much of his public career was passed. Few people comparatively know that tho man who acquirod the title of “ The Tongue of the R evolution” lies in a quiet grave ou the estate in Charlotte county where he formerly lived. Over it is a marble slab inscribed w ith one line, "H is fame bis best opitaph. " The estate lies on Staunton river, 38 miles from th eto w u o f Lynchburg, near the border line w hich sejiarates Char lotte and Campbell counties. It derived its name of Red H ill from the peculiar color of the soil in that vicinity. When Patrick Henry bought the place, It com prised about 8,500 acres. The land is rich— thero was a saying iu the neigh borhood that poor land and Henry could uever bo mentioned together—oorn grows there as high as a man on horse back; there is a general air of sm iling fields and abundant prosperity. Its sit- uar; ¡u in early times was very remote. Neighbors wore few, one of the nearest being the celebrated John Randolph of ttciuxoke, who lived in his ohouou soli tude 15 m iles uway. Red H ill is now owned by Henry's grandson, W illiam Wirt Henry, a olever, cultivated gentleman of tho “ old sohool. ” He lias in his possession ■ mo most interesting relics of his cele brated grandfather, including the desk he rlw ays used, w nieh still contains his letters from Lafayette, Washington, Madisou and other great men of early d ays, the large, round backed chair in which Patrick Henry died and a portrait ci him by the elder Sully, under w hich kcf.;. s a yellowed slip of paper, signed bv Chief Justico John Marshall and several others of his friends, testifying to the faithfulness of tlio likeness.— Philadelphia Presa ! O 3D 3D © -A .3 S T D E33STD S. | I | * I « ^ ^ ^ * * « * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * T E E N Y W E E N Y FELLERS. © rueex of Henttl«, T tist bloom tn June and May. You aru perfect as the pout'a droaiL l a ir as tho golden day: Von acatwr wsvoa of fragrance Ou tbo deeping air of night; Your rainbow palntod petals A re tho glory of the llgn tl l a i r Is N ile'« storied lotu s And tl.o rose of O ulistan, A nd pleasant is tho poppy seed T hat lnlls the soul of man, K*ro nro tho lights and ahaiiowa In the pansy’s purple eyes. B ut the roses of Seattle Are the flower» of paradiaa. O roses o f Seattle, T hat bloom in May and June, D eep heart» of gold and crim son T hat ligh t the summer noon. The cottage of the low ly You paint w ith God's own plan; In the mansion of the lordly You shame the art ot manl 1 hold them fust In m emory Wherever I may roam. These blossoms from the garden © f th e gods, dropped down from home. Tho cruel years take from ua What years cannot restore, B at th e roses of Seattle— They bloom forevermore! —Elira Archard Connor In Seattle Poat-Intel- ligenoer. ___________ _________ A STR A N G E S E N T E N C E . P a n ia h r o e n t F o r a M urder T h at W aa M ore C r u e l T hau l> eath. Teeny Weeny l i t fellers t h r o e t lc F lig h t. * * * , »ILLS1 : e d a i l y B y n u l l , P n a t* « a P a t* , Only $ 6 f 7 0 a t e , The Weekly Chronicle Greatest Weekly in the Country, $ 1 . 5 0 A YEAR (Including pc«ta<e) to any part of the United State». Canada and Mexico. TH R W E E K L Y CHRONICLES, th e b righ ten and must corapleta W eekly N sw sp ap er in ths world, print» regularly 112 C olum ns, or sixteen pa^e». of N ew s. L iteratu re and General Infor m ation: also a m agn ificen t A gricu ltu ral and H orticultural D ep artm en t. T h ia Is one of th*» greatest d ep artm en ts in an y paper on tht* Coast. E v er y th in g w r itte n Is h&sed on e x perience In th e C oast S ta tes, n ot on E astern m en's k now ledge of th eir ow n localities. SAMPLE “So you are going to be n l»ct. young man?" queried the ex-edito* iu whose voice there was a note of cyni cism. "Well, there's always room in the upper story." "That’s where I've landed in just six mouths' time. Attic of a skyscraper with a prospect of having to take to the ioof when the weather will permit. ” —Detroit Free Press * I Teeny Weeny L IT fellers Don't 'ey get It, though! What a tim e ’ey haa w if aiaters, Speshly when ’e y go: •‘Mai Mai Oh, ma! Ma! Make Johnnle-e-e-e-e-e e Gome rlgbt-up-atalra!" Bisters alw ays hollers 'at way When ’ey haa a beau: Non the beau don't give no nickel* 'Cause ma makes ua go— Deaa makes me so mudl Mrs. A .—I've just hern to see a poor soul who waa almost dying of destitu tion. Miss B .—Did yontako her anything? Mrs. A .—Yes—a pound of mutton. Miss B.—That wasn’t much, was it? Mrs. A. (indignantly)—Quite enough to make her some beef tea I—Punch. * Rouse f the tor | pld liver, and curs biliousness, sick h e a d a ch e, jaundice, nausea, iudigeaf tiun, etc. They are In valuable to prevent a cold or break up u fever. Mild, gentle, certain, th> v are worthy vour confidence. Purely vegetable, they can be taken by children or delicate women. Price. 25c. at all medicine dealers or by mail of C. I. H ood <S C o ., Lowell, Mass. Teeny , Weeny LIT’ fellers’ Fas la awful queer! Jua' as soon aa supper's over Mea ly alw ays bear: •'Johnnie e e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e! You-u u u-u, Johnnie-e e-e-el B unaw ay-to-bed-now !" Neu pa puts hia overcoat on, Says to ina, "D on't wnlt; Have to go down to tho club an Beckon I'll be late!" Deaa inakea me so modi B e n e v o le n c e . * 1 H m no fun nt nil. Jos' when ’ey 1» pl»yi“ harder Hears somebody call: •»Johnnie-©-« e « ® ®"«'® ®1 You-u-u u-u, Johnnl«-«-*-® ®! Come right-hom e-’is raU nltl A w ful aggervntln, ain't it? Haj to stop our play An go home so ' b ma can tell UR •'Don't go far away I" Deas makes me so m a il Teeny Weeny L IT fellera Som etimes can’t keep well, Bpeshly if 'eir b igges’ brother, He starts in to y e ll: “Johnnie-e-e-o-o-e-e-e-e-el Did-yo'-uae-my-ahavin-brush To-black-your-shoea-Jns’-walt TelT-catch-you-Johnnie-e-e-e-ol" ‘A t's tho way w if biggoa’ brothers: Everyflng 'at'» did F lies right off an goes to work an Blames It on the kid— Doss makes uie so mad! —Baltimore American. * íq OD’S THE ROSES OF SEATTLE. In 1801 a man died in the Catskills who had been condemned by one of th e strangest sentences on record. Ralph Sutherland was bom iu 1701 and lived R EADING SE A LE D L E T T E R S . In a stone house near Leeds. He was a man of violent temper and morose dis A C erxasn S o le n tU t S h o w s H o w T ill» M ay position, shunned by his neighbors and B e A n c o u sp lish e il. ; generally disliked. Not being able to It is not generally known that sealed get an Amoriean servant, ho imported a Mrs. A mandt Robinson, wife o f IVm. Robinson, farmer B e su re y o u g e t th e g en u in e. Jotters may in many oases be read w ith i Scotchwoman, and, according to the and stookinan, near H ow esville, Clsy County, hid., has S o ld o n ly in p a ck a g es lik e out opening the envelopes or doing them I usage of the times, virtually held lior fur several year, been In declining health ana despond t h is ,th e w rapperpriut-^ t.'; i r.it it. ■ y It was discovered by a in bondage until lior passage money ent. For three months the was so much enfeebled os to ' lertfi ;.'. p h y - iol .gist by tho use of an had been refunded. ed in red in k be nut only unable to attend to her domestic affairs bat too siok and feeble to be up and about. To-day she is la o n i i u y o x c.ie, o r egg glass, that the o n w h ite Unable to endnro any longer the rag good health and able to attend her household duties. ehol! of i ■ b woro of very unequal ing temper of her master, tho girl ran p ap er She relates her experience th u s: " I was afflicted with toi- .'tnass. ' away. Immediately upon discovering troubles Incident to my sex and was bi a very delicate i t occurred to him to make export her absence tho man set off in an angry Mate uf health. I lost my appetite, dwindled away iu in' uts in or.Iur to ascertain how many 1 chase upon h is horse aud soon overtook flesh, mid was greatly depressed. After taking various ! s «,f ..unry letter or official pa | her. Tiie poor woman never reached tho rem akes without being benefited, I was luduced to try -r mast i.c laid above mid bolow a J house alive, and Sutherland was indict Dr. W illiam s’ Pink P ills for Pale People. ., ritteii leal in order to make it illegible ed aud arrested on tho charge of murder. " Early in the summer o f 1097 I procured five boxes of them and began taking the pills as directed. Before to a highly sensitive eye iu the direct F ifty c e n ts per At the trial ho triod to prove that his consuming the sccoud box I could very perceptibly feel sunlight. Ho fouud tliat after ho had horse had taken fright, mu away, b o * - A t d r u g g ists their benelioial effect». My appetite returned, oom- rested his eye iu a dark room for 10 or ; pitched him ont of the saddle aud dash- plexion improved, and I had renewed strength. After o r se n t p o stp a id ou re- 15 minutes he cold read n piece of w rit ■ ed the girl to death npon tho rocks, but taking the five boxes I M t better in every w ay: I was c e ip t o f price ■ by able to do my usual daily work and I stopped taking the ing over the mirror of tho embryoscopo tho jury did not accept the defense, aud F rom t h t Democrat, jBrostt, 2nd. pills_ TUX DU. WILLIAM# UIDICIRK CO., SelMBwUlj, >.T. that bad been covered with eight luycr3 I Sutherland was sentenced to die upon of papier. i the scaffold. He t ailed In other observers to con Then came tho plea of the insnffi- firm this. Tlio letters, however, that 1 ciency of circumstantial evidence and could thus bo deciphered were written the efforts of influential relations. These in dark ink tin one sido of tho paper so worked upon the court that the judge I bar« ba«« a treat suffsror from «oastipation, | have used Btnaas Tab«)»» with eo steeb satis- S P A IN ’8 LO SIN G G A M E. only. If four written sides were folded de’* ycd the sentence of death until the foru/«rfl • years. Noli lag fava mo any ralUf. fh etua that 1 eau ohcertillly reouiuniend them. My f »■ '€ a.Hl legs anil abdoas*« w«i« bloated so Have been troublse to t »bout thro. years with together^ and especially if there had prisoner should bo 99 years old. 1 ooiUd not wear aboM on my foot aad Only a 1 oom what I enlltd bUloaa attacks cumins on regularly T h in s « W h ic h Tluvo S lip p e d F r o m H er been crossing, it was hard to make out dIHH. 1 naw Hipan» Tabula« aivsrUscd In our eeee a week. Waa sold by different physicians It was ordered that the culprit should O roep I n T h r e e H u u d r ed V e a n . dolly paper, bought some and took tbora ns direct that IS was caused tv bud teeth, of which I bad tho drift of tlio writing, and there are bo released on his own recognizance, ed. Uaro takoa them aoout tbr. o weeks sad tbsr« M o r a l I had the t..«th extracted, hut the nt- Macaulay drew this picture of the j imino kinds of w riting which, when and that, pending the final execution of latttra acliMujr*! 1 stu not con tlpated ncy roors •aehs oontluuwt. I bud sesa adrurilsemoets .of power of Spain 800 years ago: and 1 ow* it ail to IM m u « Tabula«. Jsia Chlr’y- folded twice or thrice, admit too littio his sentence, h« should keep a hangman's Klpaaa Taliulea In u l the papers but had notaith ssvoa ysars old. ha\e Do occupation, only my le them, but about sla weeks tine. a triced la The niupiro of Philip II was undoubt- i light for tho purpose of decipherment. ItouHPbold duticw ai.d BU.slf g mv sick husband. daead me tu try tksm. U .-* taken but two uf lu . noose about his neck and show himself edly one of tho most powerful ami Us has had ths dropsy and 1 aiu trj log I’.lpans email I cast buses of th . Tabula, sad have bad Iu this way possibly many of the per before tho judges of Catskill once a year he recur re"-* (.r tl-e ntbwks. Have nerer nlreu a Tahulst for him. He f*els somo bettor but It will splendid that ever existed in tho world. ' formances of "clairvoyants” m aybe ex take some time, he has bet-n sl- k pa long. You teetnaohl.l for anything Iveture. but the great It is no exaggeration to say that during plained. By means of tho egg glass it to prove that he wore his badge of in amount at good which I bull*-a has been , one la . may n»u my luttsr and name as y hi l!ka by Bipan. Tabnlc. Indaces ma to add m lu. to la . Mrs. M amt ttoaaaa u 'u a u . several yours h is power over Europe Is, as a rule, easier to muko out tho con famy and kept bis crime in mind. It many »..rltannlau you dotiat-oeg have la y»ar was greater than oven that of Napoleon. tents of letter or telegram without the was a more cruel decision than the sen A. f . UsWrrr. «aw.. I hare been stiffartog from headaches evw In America his dominions extended on slightest tampering w ith tho onvelopo tence of immediate deutli would havo sluoo 1 was a little girl. I could never ride tn a car r g 'luto a crowded both sides of tho equator luto tiie tem than it is to detect tho movements of been, but it was uo doubt in burmony I want to Inform yoo, place without getting a , w ith the spirit of the times. la word, uf hlsaatl perate zoue. There is reason to believe the embryo in tho egg. headache and sick ut my ■raise, c l the baarSt Thus Ralph Sutherland lived. lie a l stomoob. I heard about that his unnual revenues iiuiouutcd, in .1 bare c-rtvsd fruaa Suppose the writer of a billet, the mpanj Tabulws .'root an Blpaar tsh '.lra I eat a tho season of h is greatest power, to a contents of which aro known ouly to ways lived alone. He seldom spoke. His R I - P A N S aunt of ndne who was peefmeb'i..l rurre and taking them for catarrh cum tuu times as largo as that which himself, lots it out of his hand aud loses rough, imperious manner hud gone. bs this uro férrica * clear of t.io stumaeh. Bhs had Dead Isaiw sy» needed. i England yielded to Elisabeth. H e had u sight of it for five minutes. It may bo Years followed years. At each session foui.d suoh relief (ruin Siialta Tabun, doce l|. IMelr cm she advised me standing army <>t 50,000 troops when readily carried either into the direct of the court the broken man conic be S f t.r u a . cf ta y eero rl The m o d e rn stan d to toko thorn too, and I found tajeelr eamplrtely England did not have a singlo battalion sunlight or into electric or magnesium fore the bar of justice aud silently haTo iteen doing eo since u ruadew o Acltugaalhe a rd F a m ily M e d i lust O—cber. and wt’4 in constant pay. Ho hold, w hat no oth- light and be reud by tho aid of tho egg showed the noose thut circled his neck. At lost his ninety-ninth year cume, say they hare complete or prince in modern timos haH held, tho glass. Tho placing of a piece of car ly ( ire ’ fry headaches. cine : C u res the dominion both of the land and tho sen. tridge paper iu the envelope or the col , tho tim e when tho court had ordered I era ta iS tr s iu t years old. You ere we looms During the greater part of his reign he oring of it black is a means of defense that tho utmost penalty of tho law to use this testim onial com m o n e v e ry -d a y should bo executed. For tho last time was supreme ou both elements. Ills sol- ¡ at hand. Mrs J. B aodun dB ___________ the man tottered before the jndgo’s diera marchod up to the capital of ill o f h u m a n ity . I bench, but new judges bad arisen iu G ator B lin d . Franco; his shipsninnaoed tho shores of , the land, new laws had been made, old My seven year-old boy England. Spain had what Napoleon de- , N ot long ago I wus in the crowded crimes had been forgotten or forgiven, sunered a lta palas la sired iu vain—ships, colonies and com office of a celebrated specialist fur the his hand, ooasupatlon and there was uoue who would accuse and o»mp!alned of hit eye and ear, and I happened to notioe a merce. him or execute sentence. Indeed the stomat h. Hu eould not Hho long monopolized tho trade of man sitting at one of the tables w ith a eat 11 ks o’.iiidrca of his aw ful restriction that had bound his ago do aad w h a t he America and of the Indian ocean. All moat bewildered exproasicn on his face life so intimately to the expiation of did eat did not agree tho gold of the west und nil tlio spices and a pile of bright colored worsteds in with him. Be wed thia of tho oast were retulved and distrihut- ' front of him. After a desperate straggle his crime was now legally reuiovod. an4 of a saffron colar. But tho spirit of self punishment con Reading some of the teet.av nlail In favor of ed by her. Even after the defrat of tho ho succeeded iu assorting them. but. Ripaus Tabiues. 1 trisa (hem. hipeas Tabules nos Itebulea la the heaee and eeys eh« will not lie wish tinued, and when Sutherland, after be alas, not according to sh id » or color. armada English statesmen continued ouly relieved bat actually eured my ycua^iter, oat sham. The h sn r w rn nod sleeplessness have hml passed his hundredth year, was dis the hou le**; es <t sappeered. bowels ere la dlaapiuered WMh the Indigestion wfcleJk eras to look w ith groat dread on tlio raari- ; Dr. C. came in then and said: "Is that •cod «vedittea and ho never oom pial ns of his fares s so «root a Isnrdau for her. Our whole covered dead, alone in his Lease, his timo power of Philip. • • * Whoever tho best you can de? Try again aud put fctuMiaeh. He leaow ar**l Chubbr farad boy. This family lake tee Tabs!«« regularly, especially after throat was found to be encircled by th o wcn lerfal eha«kS I attribute to lUpaas Tabules. a hearty mpai. My mother to fifty years o< a«« wishes to he w ell acquaint«! w ith tho j the colors in five piles. ” I am tat tolled t nat they will beusflt hay one (front end to saj-yiaa the beet of health and spirits i akso rope which had been placed there nearly morbid anatomy of governmeuts, who- 1 • Jjice more the unfortunate mail be the cradle to old eg•> lf tahea aooordtax to dlrece eats hearty meals, an Uupomlhiiuy befors she three-quarters of a century before.— Una*. R. W. l iuos. h>ok lUpaus Tobulea. drtve U. B laus « . ever w ishes to know how great .states gan h is hopeless taak. There were pink, Youth's Companion. trtky be made feeble and wretched, ( blue, lavender, yellow aad red wnrstnds should study tho history of Spain.—E x to be piled, each color by itself. Tho a m s jt>l> putket oeetaiobv air *wa v a sc les paoksd U» a pa*wr cartua ( without glass) Is now for sals suau dru* svvcm ruu r»v« cmstm Tiu» tow piic«d ***t M lutwuJud fur Uu* poor and the eewnotutml. ims man began. Yellow was comparatively change. T h ere I t 1 1 « . ef the u*e«wa| eartouto üdw * * b< had by med by suadlug ^crti utgfct mats to Ike B itas * easy, red not so bad, but pink, bine and — • an. tsaartoeoMrect Xsw York -o r a tlaato cartcf?*** vaani m» will be seat L>r «*» cenia It was rumored that tho relations be m a io u it t o In flu x F ain . lavender couveyi'l no idea of difference. crucero, g«aeral etorekoepsto« asws ogeoto aad at asms ht*«ur« The doctor smoked slow ly on his Tho perspiration rolled down th« m an’s tween Stubbs, Sr., and his w ife were op aud prulung Ufa Cue gives rolloi. end hu*er s^rpa. cigar. It was plain that he hud some face, his features became fairly distort not of the pleasantest, and Jehnnv Btuhbs bod doubtless heard many a thing to say. ed, aud finally w« heard him murmur, "I was thinking of m y early college “ This is a corker!” 1 became desperate fam ily dispute. The father's strongest d ays,” be said, "and of a peculiar in myself, aud when ho finally gravely point »gainst Mrs. Stubbs was that she w as a Hicks when ho raised her to her be cured cident that happened very soon after I separated the blue shades, pntliug some began my studies. The professor waa w ith the lavender and others w ith the preterit title. Mrs. Stubbs would then If ypu sufftr faun any o f tbs ills c i men, ccros to th« oldrst instructing tho class one day on the pink, I felt lik s screnming. As soon as collapse aud tenrfnlly rejoin that such a Sf<cuUi«t ou tho Pautic C v-A KChvcats tn 1 Trad a Mart« obtain e.1 and g i Pet corpuscles of tho blood. Iu order to got I could see the doctor I espresevd my remark was all tbnt could be executel OR. WROAN R fia , fo o l buoineev rotularicd for Ml Oder ft td F ees. from one of the low lived Stubbsra some frosh blood for microscopical ex- sympathy, and he replied: 1 M lM tru stS t CH’d 1851. ' Beud ir.rwtrl. «ifnwiugoypholo. lYoa<lvise I One day Johnny took his fish pole and patentsV .efree<>'chirr*. Our fee nut d«« toi< Y o i n g m e n sad m lM d lc | amiuation each student was ordered to "Yes, sympathy is very w ell, but if wont ilown to the stream that raw near tlvercvn 1. A Pam pM rt “ How to ob | r^ZCtl m en who msauffmog tie a rug around his foreflng.ir aud strike C U a M Fate'fx • wi»b ca st er s a ia e ln th o P B. c<ccU of y.HUhful iatiitorsMouao* ««• ( you w e r e riding eu a railway train yon J and f >ru^n oottuuh s sunt free AdlreeR tho top of the Huger suddenly with a wonk! like to bo snrfi that the t<igln»vr the hone« to bob for rds. Jn«t as he % vvwwum mat utar ysars. MtCVout an<1 Phystval IMMUty .liu i« ten eg .Lost M sstosstl j was fairly settled down to the sport aud uotidle w ith suilloient force to draw I C- A. SNOW ¿b CO. 1 M«ltMamD*f4o ahtosn; H|»eraua€nrrli«rn, knew tho primary colors! T his man has » Frw sgafcH rlMva. <J«»w orrh«n. « !< • •• . , blood. Seem» easy, doesn't it? Do you parsed a series of examinations and i s ' was excited hy his first nibble be heuid I « .. I'nift. W a . miw ton t>. C. rrw *cw c«y 1’r lM itlln g , e i o . Py a W x ., , know there w asn’t a mau in the clave qualified to ussuino a responsible posi his mother's voice calling loudly fcr i * v if r b iu s f e M im a r <1 w», Jt grsat cumuwgvw- , sr, lbs LXxtut ha» an mgs«! hi» tr*ain»*»»4 that did it at tho first attempt.. It wsa tion, but ho lisa this svnons defect in him to come iu. 11 tai it u iM net oalv »ft« rd imiasdiatu but "There it I»"’ Mid the disgusted funny to watch Romo of those embryo evosight." — L ouisville Gmrier-Jour pet nuaotot cure. Ths Doctor d<w* «to» claim m -ATI HawUr A kanffuu S h lp l- yeneg fisherman. "The mitmit the pet form mjmcls», but ucll-k»Qwa to ba S fair surgeons poise tho needle w ith a deter nal aa<1 <qu.tr« PhyM.?ian and bmgtco,>or«»*iasat Stnbbse« begin to fish the Hickses begin A naval oflk-ur thus ilosoribes the L— — . . . ■ mined air and launch it In w ith iu a in hit t|w-. tai(« I^e>n»e««| o f M e n . ( to boiler. ”— New York Sunday World. " A il hands ubauil.iu ship” ! My p h 11 Is Ihor aighi v cnedicaind from th« l ife l a C olorado, hair space of tiie flesh aud there stop ' tyvto n without ufung jtfurxmrve drill ’. "Two minute« allnr tlio word liar dead. Others tried to force the needle M V rM V .MAW applyln« sp|..... * to us will ro- A person In in is country m snenrr F »tab1'«hm g a S ly la . cvlvo titir konof m»nt*m r«!“«*! ever; ship’s boat has swung T iW iïO T k y » iu slowly, but paused very shortly, gets through ulioveliug coal and o*rry- M e ««Ki Uaaraafre a J --------- "So you ttunk yon nuderstaod ths from if» davits into tho water, and n sorry ca»r wr «.ukrtorr, or /ot/rM w ith an expression of paiu oom men ing cut the ashes th«o ha baa to spnukie Tli«u»*ai»<t D ollar« vn*nnfe later every boat is thuniughly súrate to that of an amputation. I m y his grass and push thu lawn laawer. theory cf ittabih.hivg a style or fa.hiou H*wm. CocviUt«*loa F k h li and vtr« thr pH prnvigimed aud watered. W ithin fnnr CH tU W U S yR JtV K K A iM N A U L k T self gave it up as a bad jo li and hacked The m.iro coal be shovels I b e o ; ru ashes for women, do yon?" Ti«st* I " I know I de. 1 have queltCed by i neriM «rmca»Hy cr Vy Inter. Send for book, t »niuuteK, and eften in much quivkti a cavity in my thumb w ith a penknife, be csrrias, and the more water h« squirt« **ro. •* T U F h iloaop h y o f SlarrUUS< marrying four time«. A ll yen h ive to 4 ipie every nisu el thi ship's vtanpauy, " " th « k it id e r h a b a a t o p u s h t h e h»w u and fouud it eusiur. Rr«. (A m’.uable buck Lr bmb 4 Irrun the coremandiup officer down, lv ▼ I a IT OR- JOMDAX'N "The fact that we were very young ' mower. It is ever thus. — Longmont do is to deuion.r’rute conclusively what women ought to wear and then lev in a ts p H y io in / the station in the boat culled O j r e a t M iin e im » o f A n f t t o m y i and inoxpt ri«uix-d is uo expl.matiou for iC o la ) Ledgor UrfHuMst andl largest Mu*eum«>f ba hind la the stock of everything that is the exxet -fcr hv iiis »hip's Btuuber, aud then the this peculisvity, us I have u n ce found w>«kl. t'es* »u4 Ivatn how «mmtsrRilly you oppeeite ol It." romniand 'Sheer off!' is given. The ,t t » t i »> ' • kne « u I v «■ V. I,«S «*« Was Itolnfl- by |isr«>ual test Almost evetylxsly ex W« are CgnttittonUy ad>lu< trw • peoutstu. l>f conrsc be was cugsgtd without *mnts are hauled uway a coo pie o i bun hibited tita same rapugnatico to InQiot- "You ana, P h yllii Lad to to lit ftulor write. further parley as a man who cadent¿c4 .Inul fret (Tf »i the dt«erted vcsoel. and ing psiu iu that manner. Try it your- her h ois" — I0BI Market Strsvt. San FraftctoM. C«t the sex.— Chicago Post. h I k rides w ithout a human soul uleiurtl s e if" "Ariaage. obild; net fix. F ix meaiia her often, when the drill is gone Tiie other nun tri< d and sue-ceded on to nvika fast " W ill C ur« K im K vtrotually. Ihrc.igb tn mldocoan. In * sen that the Cow» pUmruftary. she fourth tris!.— N«w \o r k Bulk "W ell, thnt'sw hst »ha waa doing It landsman wet'.ld account torriflo. ” 1 foci considerably sucouragvd aiiout was coming lo o s e .I n d ia n a p o lis Jonr- Browu—-Ak» Stoiiih, let m# iolnxlafft ‘'Then the word 'BoardI' is tswse.1, B lusher." P o t » W a y to D o cal. yon to Ur. Cayley G ott 1 in euro you ve "W hy, I thought you told uiu he was and w ithiu eigbi nunutos at the moat rtotd hie fatuous books. "Yon see. it's this w ay," he Mid id According to the authority of au *11 band* arc cot only <» Is-ard again. incurable— that ho sniokid tho uasiy axplstn ag th a situation "Thera's no S ou th —N-n-ne, I'm afraid I haven’t Imt »»trr bout has bora relaaheu to Uie little things luiMNsaUtly. und they had Fpsuisrti dsrm> hur.l down the dug wa English tnagaxinu Great Britain <"u- had tho piesstore. wols f t out (J e*«Ty It'D sqn»ro mile« davits, »11 of the provisions, wator. in- given biin a coiratuut cough. ” Frown— t4j. of courte yon h»vi\ my have put up ovtr the Philippine», so ( "T hat's why I am oncournged. Tb<> thry'ra going to try to cisivince u« that ' of lha earth's surface and 21 out of dear fellow but ycu'vu forg'VttoB— »iru m rtfe sad other gear bure been re over) IPO square m iles of territory in moved, and the sh ip ’s company is iu u rough is gettlug n o w " —Chicago u e ought to iV it cuirclv*«. th at's it .— Pouch. Chicago ' **»»»♦****♦♦*♦♦»»»♦♦♦<*«•* * COPY SENT FREE. T h . r iir o n lc i« M uil*l«»». TITE CHRON1CUB r a n k , w ith U>* rreatM t new spoi^ra In tb s U nited S ta tes. T H E CHRONICLE has no equal f»n th s Pacin i Cco»t. It lead» a ll In a b ility , enterprise and n<”.-». THR CnRONlCS*B*3 T elegrap h ic Reports ars the latest and m ost reliab le. Its I vocal N ew s th« fu tlsst and spiciest, and It© E d ito ria ls from the ablest pens In th« country. THE CHRONICIsE ba* alw ays been, and a l w ays w ill be. the friend ar.d cham pion of ths people, os a g a in st cosnb*nations, cliques, cor porations, or oppressions «*, an y kind. It will b« Independent In everyth in g, n eu tral in nothing. DO YOU WANT THE MMOLE Reversible Map? 8ha*ing the United State«, Domini#« of Cxaada aad Northern M ixioj ON T h e T u m p ' » I te v e n ic a . O NE H II> K . Map of the World Sour Faced Woman—Yon got right ont of here or I'll call my husband I O N T U K O TH TK R S IO K . R -«< «3 a n d (set €l»o M a* a n d Tramp—Y'r husband ain't at home. ^ »oskly C hrw uiole fa r 'e a r , Sour Faced Woman—How do you p o sta g e f r e p s i s o n m a ? a n d >ap«r» know he ain't? AUDBEH.Î Tramp—I ’ve allers noticed, mum, AX. TT. da T O U K O , thut w ’en a man is married to a wom Proprietor M F. Chntulal«. BAN FRANCISCO. C U » an wot looks like you, he never is at i home except at mealtime.—New York AYA’.W.YfJWWWYWiWiY...... Weekly IS H , R E L IA B L E S T A Y R L TISTIC-w . A r g u i n g b y A n a lo g y . Teacher—Who can tell me what use- ful article we get from the whale? Johnny? Scholar—Whalebone. Teacher—Right I Now. what little boy or girl knows what we get from the seal? Tommy? Scholar—Sealing wax —Harlem Life. ( i Recommend,# by Leading 1 Dreiimal'.re. * Í They A l w » y P le t» e -W- £ MSCALL/ffto fA T O K s W l D ills to D n rn . NONE BETTER AT ANY PRICE ; W Th«»< H*tt«r*i Mr. Fourtbfloor—My room is very ■ cold, Mrs. Hashleigh. Mrs. Hashleigh—There is a grate in year room. Mr. Fourthfloor—Y’es, but co fuel. Mrs. Hashleigh—Y'on might burn some of your unpaid board bills. — New \ ork Journal. taU in ' | I ti*rr c,,y ars® ,0,<n O»e ffffp Vs»«ed St»’*» f y»ar d # * ,* r do«* not W them *«»d i direct to u# 1 One cent « tam p * tCwCivid [ AJdtcsa jreur nearest point j THE McCALL COMPANY, 130 to 1«6W . I4IS S l u t l . ben YMk ; »a»»trB o r r f e r t : tSi) F ifth A v e ., C hicano, «rd 1051 M arket S t ., S a n F ro n citen . G o t n G o a d ft« n 4 Off. ..jy,® .hear o f. “ men who "hadu t been in town in 20 year»." When lie did go, he smashed an electric light globe in order to light his pipe. One hundred and forty of his descend ant» attended his funeral.—Atlanta Constitution. MAGAZINE M 3 »• Contain« B eautiful C olored S* IU«*trst«s La<e|t l* « iu « u s , Fa»h 2; ion s. F*ncy W ork. • A < «ntt wanted for this m » g lr !n * J s r * * TV 5»J 1 B «aatifu l p re m riin * fo i a H u is S* i W iit « f o r tern*« an t nthrfl n«*t r t H’ “.” -, Sul»«rrit>ti«n nr.!v r ,» * J , J in tlu d lr g x fe i'K E R F u »*-7 i . •°*w A n o t h e r U lt at Boston. “ I called to ?ay goedby,” t«aid Mr. Bootong to Mr P iu "So you intend to shake the dust of onr city off your fe e t do you?” “ Not exactly. I w ill .scrap- the mnd off .beer —Pittebur- Chronlcle-Tile- graph. ./Uc. p iaddnn THCMuCALL CO«, K S -j • ij# to i,A W. i , t b S t.. New Y <nk > tWAW.WAM’.V.VW? ’AV W f t W K W |,T e « r | . “ Millicent speut half the night mak in g paper fl,,wnw. Why is ,h e in sncli a hurry to finish them t” ' On she i bought if »ha h onied hard «he could get »U Ul0 p . ^ c r , her ¡hears g n daiL Chicago N .w * » • lM ta n a llM . " What • h!*>» cel r Mis« Qbimmv Q»tfffc:r f v iiftl V3»4 m DO a OBTAllfKD. ft«»d p. »•’, g? j‘<h r* fu«i ' ■;« NrtoerspsrtaatcTtoa-aiattUtv. 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